We Can't Fix Stupid But We Can Patch It Up Sticker
A darkly funny sticker for paramedics and ambulance crews who know the score. "We can't fix stupid, but we can patch it up — until it hurts someone else." Dark humour at its finest. Perfect for kit bags, lockers, water bottles, and vehicles.
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Designed for pre-hospital professionals
Paramedics, EMTs, HEMS crew, clinical educators, and practice placement supervisors.
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