Every Shift: 100% Hopeful, 50% Caffeine, 10% Patients, 0% Sleep. Repeat Tomorrow Sticker
The paramedic battery level: 100% Hopeful → 50% Caffeine → 10% Patients → 0% Sleep. Repeat Tomorrow. If this isn't your shift in a sticker, what is? Perfect for kit bags, lockers, flasks, and vehicles.
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Designed for pre-hospital professionals
Paramedics, EMTs, HEMS crew, clinical educators, and practice placement supervisors.
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