Control: "How Long?" ETA: When The Traffic Decides Sticker
A humorous sticker perfect for ambulance crews and paramedics. Features the classic radio exchange: Control asking "How long?" with the honest answer "ETA: When The Traffic Decides" — and the crew's real reply: "Hopefully before shift end." Great for kit bags, lockers, vehicles, and water bottles.
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Designed for pre-hospital professionals
Paramedics, EMTs, HEMS crew, clinical educators, and practice placement supervisors.
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